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[12 Jul 2002|02:00pm] |
My roommate Zangief is having such a good time making IMs go in his livejournal that I thought I wanted to also do it! VUO! VUO! This is IMs that I was having with my other roommate, Dhalsim! VUO!
Smoothie2Good: hey dalsim im me
BigBadYogaDaddy: What? Why would I do this
thing? I am in the very next room. Just come here.
Smoothie2Good: ok good thx now im me again
BigBadYogaDaddy: Just come in here and talk to me, fool. Let me tell you I am trying to play Grand Theft Auto and to pause the game every five minutes to reply to you is very tiresome and interferes with my groove.
Smoothie2Good: dont type so much just im me back ok?
Smoothie2Good: im me back fastr
Smoothie2Good: no dont yell thru the wall im me back
Smoothie2Good: read ur im
Smoothie2Good: u there?
BigBadYogaDaddy: Fine! Why must you be such a little retard, I am saying? What do you want?
Smoothie2Good: thx
BigBadYogaDaddy: Blanka?
Smoothie2Good: i like the sound of the im when it comes in
Smoothie2Good: im me again
BigBadYogaDaddy: ...
BigBadYogaDaddy: Blanka, why do you not simply be sending IMs to yourself?
Smoothie2Good: ?????
Smoothie2Good: GOOD IDAE THX
BigBadYogaDaddy signed off at 1:53:18 PM
BigBadYogaDaddy signed on at 1:57:33 PM
BigBadYogaDaddy: Blanka, please to be putting your headphones on.
BigBadYogaDaddy: Blanka?
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| PAINTBALL! VUO! |
[07 Jun 2002|11:44am] |
Me and Zangief and Dhalsim (my roomates THE THREE AMIGOS lol) went out playing paintball with the Questor and Merlin and their friends, the faulkenberg lady and the guy with the axe (I forget! Vuo! Vuo! Oh, it was Thor, like the comic books! I still don't know the lady. Paula maybe?)
IT WAS A MESS! VUO! VUO! Zangief couldn't fit his fingers into the gun and he said "NO COMRADE blah blah blah something " and then did the pulsing thing which makes me hurt in my ears (for some reason).
We were in two teams but Dhalsim got mad and was going to leave because I was eating the paintballs (orange = good like soap, blue = like pennies and dirt) too much. Then Merlin ate like three raw eggs because Zangief dared him, and then he got sick and I guess these guys are always doing that?
So we got mad at Questor because he kept shooting real crazy and the six foot hoagie we got from Blimpie's was all covered in paint and it got knocked on the dirt. He got cursed at. Also the sodas and Paula (I think) made potato salad. Anyway only me and Zangief ate it, even though Questor was all "I need food badly!" VUO! VUO! Then you shouldn't of shot it I guess! And Zangief was all "WHATEVER YOU SHOULDN'T OF SHOT IT THEN!" too.
Dhalsim got shot in the eye by Thor so he (Dhalsim) punched Thor in the jewels. I really laughed really hard.
So Dhalsim says he's never going to go again, but me and Zangief and Felicia are going next week because Strider is trying to hook up with Morrigan, and he invited her to shoot paintballs and maybe he'll kiss her. I don't know? VUO! VUO! Who else wants to come shoot paintballs! YOU SHOULD! VUO!
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[03 Jun 2002|10:55am] |
A couple days ago was my roomate ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) zangief's birthday!!! VUO! VUO! I got him a dog collar and not being bitten by me for no reason for a couple of days! VUO! HAPPY BIRETHDAY!
I would have written about this earlier, but I've spent all my free time for the last two weeks attacking those people who sleep in tents outside the Star Wars movie places! I CHASED THEM ALL OFF! Now it's safe to go see Lilo&Stitch (IT WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER! VUO! VUO!!)
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[19 Apr 2002|08:02am] |
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VUO VUO! I can't decide what the more exciting news is! VUO! I made a tomato smoothie and it's better than the strawberry and chive smoothie! I told the lady at Orange Julius and she said they didn't carry it which I KNOW because I invented it. Or the big news is that I set my room on fire by an accident! Orange Julis better watch out because I could put them out of business with my million dollar idea! VUO! VUO!
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[28 Jan 2002|12:01pm] |
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Hey Yuri, call me! VUO! VUO!
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[25 Jan 2002|12:04pm] |
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VUO! VUO! The jungle rhythm beats within me! VUO! (I got new bongos)
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[24 Jan 2002|08:29am] |
What is this "eBay" thing? I don't know about it but I like spending the imaginary money! I have all the Snorks now and now I'm going to buy many shoes. I AM WINNING THE GAME! VUO! VUO! What will the prize be for winning? Smoothie?
If I win I will make myself a smoothie to celebrate winning. VUO! VUO!
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[16 Jan 2002|01:48pm] |
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Wait! Sprinkles got run over!? VUO! VUOOOOOOOOO!
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[16 Jan 2002|01:03pm] |
WHO IS THIS <a href=" http://www.livejournal.com/users/blanka "link (i hope that worked)? That is not me, everyone! It's must be someone else! BUT WHO? VUO! Don't e-mail that lady by accident if your trying to e-mail me, everybody! I am the real Blanka. But why did she steal my name? And WHY? It's a MYSTERY.
What's up with that? I don't know, haha. VUO! VUO! I will find out......
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[16 Jan 2002|11:39am] |
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Peanut Butter! VUO! VUO!
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[10 Jan 2002|12:17pm] |
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VUO! VUO! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, Street Fighting is GRUELING! VUO! After five or six rounds, I'm ready to just come home and curl up with a smoothie, light my aromatherapy candles, and maybe roll around in my own dung. OH WAIT! Toonami is on! VUO! VUO!
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| Dhalsim is stupid. |
[04 Jan 2002|10:00am] |
VUO! VUO! My name is Dhalsim! Everybody look at me doing Yoda! Look look look! You had better look because I am the best do-er of Yoda in the whole world, and even though nobody ever cares and it's stupid and who cares, I am the best so I will talk about it all the time! Blah blah blah! I am Dhalsim! I like to talk smack about my bitches, and my bling bling, and rollin' up everywhere, because I am so cool and badass! Blah blah blah! I weigh as much as an eleven year old fashion model because I like to eat the stinky rice and puke things that make the house stink! VUO! VUO! I call my good friend Blanka a stinking flea-infested nest of dung even though I smell like bad India man because I THINK THAT MAKES ME COOL! Now here is some more Yoda! Brooo brooo dooo dum dum dooooo!
HAHAHA! ROTFLMAOAD! (rolling on the floor laughing my ass of AT DHALSIM!) VUO!
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[02 Jan 2002|12:12pm] |
VUO! VUO! I've been asked by my roommates to say this to everyone who came to our totally rocking New Year's Eve Decadence Party! VUO! That casserole dish with the embossed flower on it is Zangief's mom's, and he was only borrowing it, so please bring it back! No questions asked. VUO! VUO!
PS - I am still dizzy from the keg stands. I LOVED IT! VUO! VUO!
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[30 Nov 2001|11:05am] |
Vuo! Vuo! I fell asleep watching cartoons again last night. Dhalsim woke me up by hitting me with his cereal bowl, and even though I have Cheerios in my hair WHERE MY TONGUE CAN'T REACH TO EAT THEM I still guess it could have been a lot worse. Vuo! Vuo! Also, I swallowed my tongue at least THREE SEPARATE TIMES last night, which is a personal record. I will write that down in my private diary under my bed (PS - my bed is cedar chips and an old tire I LOVE IT)
I don't get Adult Swim. Is the giant french fries for eating? And also is the hamburger meat and shake for eating? Also, what is not for eating? This is what my roommate Dhalsim calls a "deep, probing question of the soul" and my other roommate Zangief calls "You are talking stupid nonsense! Shut up!" Vuo! Vuo!
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